It all begins with health.

Also safety.

At mygirlfriendsanemt.com we like to have fun

and joke around. One thing we DO NOT joke

around about, however, is health. Also safety.

We do not joke around about health or safety.

If you start joking around about health or

safety you could very seriously compromise

your health. Also your safety.

If you’re worried you might be compromising

your health or your safety please schedule

a consolation with my gf. It’s only a dollar

and she’s literally the best EMT in the

business. I’m so seriously, schedule an

appointment today.